Before & After

“Ting!”.
Received an SMS from my sister, saying these:

"Before marriage..
Darling here, darling there.
After marriage..
Baling here, baling there.

Before marriage..
I die for you.
After marriage..
You die up to you.
Lagi lama marriage..
You die I help you.

Before wedding..
You are sweet and kind like Cinderella.
After wedding..
You are worse than grozila (what is grozila, sis? maybe you mean godzilla)

Before wedding..
Everyday makan at Shangri-la.
After wedding..
You want to go, you wait la.

Before wedding..
She looks like Anita Sarawak.
After wedding..
Don’t know whether katak or biawak."

Hahaha. Motif?? Takut nak kahwin ke kak? XD
Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll get the best man on earth, absolutely incomparable to the one in your SMS :)

p/s: i love you.